I'm a dog person who is currently the domestic servant for 2 formerly stray cats - 1 large male (who has never quite forgiven us for neutering him) that is long-haired, pure black w/ charcoal ruff named, appropriately, Blackie, & 1 female tortoise shell princess named, Splat, (not only because she looks like she's been splattered with color, but I originally hoped that name would be prophetic :rolleyes: ) who must think we don't eat right 'cuz she regularly attempts to supplement our diet with cicadas, lizards & geckos (by the end of Summer there's hardly a gecko around our home with a tail).

The fact that I've tolerated these hirsute interlopers for the last seven years or so, despite being mildly allergic to them, is a testament to my love for my wife.
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