Shopping center.

[Sir Robert]

So I'm walking through a shopping center and see a tartan being worn in front of me.

Clan Mc Pizza hut, box pleated to no pattern that I can make out, too short hose,

Oh never mind it is a schoolgirl. Ooopsie. Ha Ha Ha....

[Big Dave]

Ooooo , you shouldn't be looking at them schoolgirls

[Blu (Ontario)]

..... Clan Mc Pizza hut.....

Are you quite certain..... ?

Often confused with clan Taco-Bell which has the same undercheck!

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[mudd]

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. Whenever I see plaid of any sort, I find myself looking closer to try and decide what tartan it might be.
"Hey! Stop staring at the girls skirt!" Oops!