Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[Scott Gilmore]

.... I think that to turn around and insult this model for being too skinny is not in keeping with the good fellowship on this forum. ...

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As I was saying ...

Do wear a fine looking kilt, sporran and especially the kilt pin (it's a little hard to see, but it looks interesting), as shown below.

Don't wear castellated diced hose that clash with yer kilt colors if you've got chicken legs and you're going to be photographed from the waist down unless it's a military uniform (or you don't mind a few chuckles). And if you do insist on wearing such, don't stand facing north with yer toes pointing east and west fercryinoutloud! Especially with those shoes on.

How's that? Better? ... ;~*

So say I.