Quote Originally Posted by Panache
Peace Kilted Brother!
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Quote Originally Posted by Panache
Panache

O.W.B.*

*Order of the Wet Blanket
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Quote Originally Posted by Panache
...How about this:

"Consider that some individuals may harbor opinions that view diced hose as an unbecoming fashion when wearing a kilt whose colors do not correspond to the colors of the hose dicing. Also be forewarned that my wearing such hose and drawing attention to ones lower extremities in a society that has put more and more emphasis on body image, one may be open to ridicule if one's physique fails to meet society's idealized standards of beauty (recognizing that such standards are often the product of marketing where images are digitally manipulated to set unrealistic societal norms for beauty).
A secondary consideration would be foot positioning while wearing the aforementioned hose. Putting oneself in the "first" dance position without a specific dance context may lead to unintended scorn from viewers. Lastly, choosing a period or otherwise unusual footwear style to finish off one's kilted apparel, again without a context, may incur further derision. This fashion advice is the opinion of the writer and should not be taken as a consensus of this forum or it's owners. The writer does not take responsibility for any physical and/or emotional suffering caused my the following, or not following of this advice. Writer not liable for any injuries occured by using (or not using) this post, or any postings within this or any other threads on this site. Writer is not responsible for any injuries sustained by readers that try to swallow or otherwise injest their computers (or components including but not limited to mouse, monitor, cpu, or wireless devices.) Readers are encouraged not to repeatedly strike themselves in the head (or other parts of the body) with their computer screen or to strike their head (or other body parts) into the computer screen (or other associated components of their computer). Injury caused by not striking (or being struck) by the computer (or it's components) is the responsibility of the user and NOT the writer. It is recommended that readers wait at least 20 minutes before swimming after eating. Failure to come to a complete stop at all Stop signs may result in injury, death, or spending a large amount of time dealing with an unsympathetic police officer an/or traffic school. Be kind to your grandparents, say "please" and "thank you", and Have a nice day.
AAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! Somebody kill me quick!