Hated to interupt his phone call!

[Dirk Skene]

Reminds me of getting off the elevator recently. I am kilted, my wife was in pants, this other couple was getting on. She was in pants. The guy says something about my being dresses like a woman. Before the doors closed I got to say "All the woman I see are in pants. Looks to me, bub, you're the one dressed like a woman." I know it was a borrowed line, but I've been waiting to use it.

[David Dalglish]

May'be he will engage his brain next time before he opens his mouth

[morrison]

I wonder if maybe his face is more useless than priceless? So, now, when she put her lipstick on.... Could it be a vision of a man, natural, masculine, kilted. She looks over her shoulder from the vanity. He's not there. .... Daydreaming again. Smudged lips.

[Mysticwolf]

Rev,
Nice comeback. I think it showed an admirable ammount of restraint.

[millar]

It's funny but the thing that bothered me the most was that he was talking on a cell phone in an elevator!!! I can't stand that. They hold everyone else hostage to thier inane conversations. Good on ya for giving him his due.