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    Commparing bagpipes to hissing roaches.

    The Animal channel show "Buggin'with Ruud" is showing an episode about the bugs of Madagascar. There is a roach that hisses thru muscular contractions and the aussie host of the show compared the noise to bag pipes. He actually had two kilted pipers playing the pipes. He has no sense of good music. To compare pipe music to bugs farting. Harumph!

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    [entomologist hat on]
    Actually, a more approximate analogy would be bugs hiccupping, as the abdominal spiracles are linked to the respiratory bronchi, but hiccups are caused by an involuntary muscular contraction ...
    [entomologist hat off]

    ... and the pneumatics involved in both actions (piping and hissing) are similar, but no, that's not an analogy that I would use either.

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    Meanwhile somewhere out in cyberspace...

    An outraged entomologist posts a thread on his Insect forum about how the Animal channel show "Buggin'with Ruud" is showing an episode about the bugs of Madagascar. The aussie host of the show compared the sounds of the unique muscular contractions of the Hissing roach to the noise of bag pipes. He actually had two kilted pipers playing the pipes. He has no sense of the wonders of insects. To compare the amazing sounds of the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach to...Bagpipes! . Harumph!



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    I tuned properly, the pipes can sound simply amazing...

    if not they sound amazingly awful.

    ...flatulant orthoptera notwithstanding.

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    Belching Blattodea.
    You have to admit, though, comparing it to the playing of the bagpipe does sound more impressive than, say -
    "The Madagascar Hissing Cockroach - Whoppee Cushion of the Insect World".

    Of course, I remember the episode of "Nature" where David Attenborough compared troops of lemurs challenging each other to British football fans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panache
    Meanwhile somewhere out in cyberspace...

    An outraged entomologist posts a thread on his Insect forum about how the Animal channel show "Buggin'with Ruud" is showing an episode about the bugs of Madagascar. The aussie host of the show compared the sounds of the unique muscular contractions of the Hissing roach to the noise of bag pipes. He actually had two kilted pipers playing the pipes. He has no sense of the wonders of insects. To compare the amazing sounds of the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach to...Bagpipes! . Harumph!



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    Panache you are a crack up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by switchblade5984
    Panache you are a crack up!

    When I'm not being a wet blanket :rolleyes:

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    The fool doesnt know what hes talking about. Bagpipes sound like strangling a bag full of cats of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wompet
    Belching Blattodea.
    You have to admit, though, comparing it to the playing of the bagpipe does sound more impressive than, say -
    "The Madagascar Hissing Cockroach - Whoppee Cushion of the Insect World".

    Of course, I remember the episode of "Nature" where David Attenborough compared troops of lemurs challenging each other to British football fans.
    LMAO! Whoopie Cushion of the insect world, I love it!

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