"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Kilted_John_Sporrano."

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Not bad...

"To Kilted_John_Sporrano, and beyond!"

Toy Story (1995)

Ugh... *ptooie*

"Here's looking at Kilted_John_Sporrano, kid."

Casablanca (1942)

Better...