Kilt-addiction.... how bad is yours!

[Panache]

Addicted to Kilts

Your pants are on, but it’s not your tone
Their fashion is not your own.
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kilt is what it takes

You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
There’s no doubt, you want pleats
These pants are too tight, you can’t breathe
Another kilt is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the plaid, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say it's the way that you're built, you
know you’re Gonna have to face it,

You’re addicted to KILTS

You see the lights, but you can’t see
You’re going on a shopping spree
Your credit cards are maxed out in no time
Another kilt and you’ll be fine, a one track mind

You can’t be saved
More kilts than Hamish is all you crave
More kilts? You’ll take a few
You don’t mind if you do!

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the plaid, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say it's the way that you're built, you
Know you’re

Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to kilts

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to lkilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts

With apologies to Robert Palmer

[Bill]

Hello my name is Bill and I am hopelessly-helplessly-Happily addicted to kilts. THE only thing that keeps me from getting worse is lack of fundage and good eyesight (can't see to thread a needle or read a pattern). scored 7/8 on the addition scale because I still own trousers and don't sew my own.

So Here's to the Kilt!

Bill

[Eujeankilt]

Addicted to Kilts

SNIP

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to lkilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts

With apologies to Robert Palmer

Oh my gosh, I can see it now, Panache, kilted with an Argyll jacket, singing with three attractive redheads (wearing mini-kilts of course) playing in the band. It might make a good video.

Dale

[timber]

Scored a 6, only because I haven't aquired my third kilt yet.

[corbinj]

8/ 10 for me. I knew I had it bad, now if I could just get the wife out of denial I might be able to get more treatment!!!

[Alan H]

I already knew how to sew....*grumble*

[Hamish]

.................................... By the way, Hamish, I think it would be wonderful if one day you posted pictures of your closet, or whatever sanctum it is in which you keep your wardrobe, so we your admirers can stand in awe of the kiltitude.

Best regards,

Jake

The 'Kollection' is spread over two rooms, Jake! I will see, however, what I can do for you, although it will probably be next week before I have time to organise things. All I can say is, "Watch this space"!

[David Dalglish]

I announce that I am 8/10 with pride, I wish I could make it 10/10
But I am not adicted????