Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
...I wore Panache's Sgian Don't to school today and within fifteen minutes of class I had four teachers question me on whether I had a knife in my sock. I didn't, but I could see the issue getting out of hand for no good reason so I left it in the car.
I can see it now.

The scene, Alan H. walking down the hallway of the Highschool, a teacher passes by and looks down and sees the knife handle tucked into his sock

Teacher: Hey you have a knife on school grounds! SECURITY!

Alan H. : Don't worry, it isn't a knife

Teacher : It isn't?

Alan H. : No, no, no...I would never wear a knife to a school. I know it's against the law.

Teacher : So what's that?

Alan H. : A Sgian Don't. (Pulling it out of his hose) See it's really a bottle cap openner.

Teacher: Oh, well that's OK then.

Alan H. : I use it to open my beers during the lunch break...

Teacher: SECURITY!!!!!!!

Cheers