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12th July 06, 08:19 AM
#61
Have you ever thought of a) calling national geographic, or B) starting your own website about the castles of scotland? I am sure you would hav a great response for a visual tour of the scottish castles!
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12th July 06, 09:08 AM
#62
Met any french abuse there?
Music swells. They bend their heads in prayer, before the castle for
which they have searched for so long. Suddenly a voice comes from
the battlements.
Music cuts dead.
FROG
Ha ha! Hello! Smelly English K...niggets ... and Monsieur Arthur
King, who has the brain of a duck, you know.
The KNIGHTS look up.
FROG
We French persons outwit you a second time, perfidious English
mousedropping hoarders ... how you say: "Begorrah!"
ARTHUR stands and shouts.
ARTHUR
How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command
you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, open the door to the
Sacred Castle, to which God himself has guided us!
(he turns to the KNIGHTS)
Come.
ARTHUR and the KNIGHTS advance towards the castle.
FROG
How you English say: I one more time, mac, I unclog my nose towards
you, sons of a window-dresser, so, you think you could out-clever us French
fellows with your silly knees-bent creeping about advancing
behaviour.
(blows a raspberry)
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-coloured,
mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.
By this time ARTHUR and BEDEVERE and GALAHAD have reached the door.
ARTHUR bangs on the door.
ARTHUR
In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred
castle.
Jeering from the battlements.
FROG
No chance, English bed-wetting types. We burst our pimples at you,
and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained
wipers of other people's bottoms!
French laughter
ARTHUR
If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force ...
A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity.
ARTHUR
In the name of God ... and the glory of our ...
Another bucket of what can only be described as human ordure hits ARTHUR.
... Right!
(to the KNIGHTS)
That settles it!
They turn and walk away. French jeering follows them.
FROG
Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or
we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets
of your testicles already.
ARTHUR
(to KNIGHTS)
Walk away. Just ignore them.
ARTHUR, BEDEVERE and GALAHAD walk off. A small hail of chickens,
watercress, badgers and mattresses follows them. But they are on their
dignity as they try to talk nonchalantly as they walk away into the trees.
FROG
And now remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think
you got a nasty time this taunting, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy
k...niggets, and A. King Esquire.
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12th July 06, 09:12 AM
#63
Great set of pictures-Thanks again
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14th July 06, 02:01 AM
#64
 Originally Posted by herminator
Met any french abuse there?
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classic film there Herminator!
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21st August 06, 10:02 AM
#65
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14th December 06, 01:50 AM
#66
ai'll add this piccie jus fur fun....
this is a pic ai took last winter o' Threave...
when the river Dee wuz very calm....
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24th May 07, 03:52 AM
#67
a wee bump o' an auld threid fur the newbies among the rabble... 
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24th May 07, 04:32 AM
#68
lovely!
And good to see those topics bumped once in a while
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24th May 07, 05:27 AM
#69
It is nice to see these bumped one in a while indeed. I had missed this the first time around. Simply lovely photography.... When I grow up, I want to take pictures this good!
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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24th May 07, 06:56 AM
#70
nice pics, id love to go see a castle one day, but the states really dont have anything like that
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