Even the great, unwashed masses can learn. You have broken through.

Remember, that lassie is only one of many who admire a man in a kilt. I'm old and beat up, and I still have ladies flirt when I am kilted. And, I have a standing bet with all my redneck (that's a term of endearment from a Southerner) friends: we go to a stange bar and see who has women talking to him first. I'll guarantee I won't be buying the drinks that night.

No one wants to take me up on the bet!

Good luck.