Poll: How many X Markers Dance?

[thescot]

My wife and I started ballroom dancing lessons since she likes to dance and I don't like to sweat. Where I grew up they call it "round dancing." (In other words, not of the "square" variety.)

We both like dancing, and guys who don't dance just don't know how. That goofy stuff we tried to do when young made us look like frogs in a blender, so it's understandable.

But few things are finer then guiding a woman around the floor with some style and grace. And they love it! Especially if you are kilted!

The only things I can think of that are finer would be hodling your newborn child and a good dram of fine single malt.