Quote Originally Posted by Dreadbelly View Post
. . . The faintly oily patina would make them slick as a greased nickle, which would in theory make everything fall right in to place with less bunching. They couldn't wad up because of the nearly complete lack of friction.

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I suppose that you'll need to be careful sitting down -- you might slide right off onto the floor!!! :rolleyes: