I walked into a local shopping store one day and had a rather Irish looking fellow glance over at me in my kilt and ask me if I was Scottish or Irish, I said I was Scottish. He said I looked very good in it, and asked where my bagpipes were. I said they we're at home (which they really are!) I said I had tried taking up the bagpipes at one point in time. He said he liked the bagpipes but never tried to play.

JH