Robbie Burns and St. Patrick

[McMurdo]

Thanks for sharing that one BM,
I hadn't heard it quite like that either.
I was wodering if you had heard this one someone told it to me at work just cause I had a kilt on

A scotsman goes into a church in his sunday best, after some lighthearted banter with the priest and his wife the wife says to him:

"Excuse me but I have to ask, whats worn under your kilt?"

To witch the Scotsman replies:

"Aboslutely nothing, its all in perfect working condition!"

[bikercelt1]

Here's a tounge-in-cheek toast a friend of mine prefers:

Here's to it and from it and to it again. If you ever get to it and don't do it may you never get to it again.

Jamie