Your own eccentric British aristocratic title :)

**David Dalglish** · 18th January 07, 12:06 AM

Viscount David the Nimble of Dramble Buzzcock

**McClef** · 18th January 07, 04:19 AM

Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox
Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom
Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket
Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow

This can be addictive, just like the kilt!

**McMurdo** · 18th January 07, 05:05 AM

From now on, and henceforth etc etc....
I am to be known as....

Imperial Majesty Mcmurdo the Antediluvian of Londinium-le-Thames

(You can call McM for short)

**M. A. C. Newsome** · 18th January 07, 05:13 AM

Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC

I joined Hamish when for my birthday my wife purchased for my a Scottish Fishing Estate. It now gives me the rightful title of LAIRD OF LOCHEBAR.

OK, my fishing estate is 1ft. X 1ft. But hey it's real and so is the title.

Of course all "laird" means in Scotland is "land owner" which is why companies can get away with things like selling 1 square foot of land and awarding you a "title".

I suppose if that were true in America I could style myself the Laird of East Fork Creek, but for some reason that doesn't sound as romantic.

So instead, I'll just stick with my newly acquired....
...Imperial Majesty Matthew the Saturnine of Durdle Door

(Now, to find Durdle Door on a map....)

**Splash_4** · 18th January 07, 05:16 AM

His Eminence the Very Lord Splash-4 the Weird of New Invention

This is too much fun!

**Improv1** · 18th January 07, 05:47 AM

Decisions, decisions... do I go with
Bishop Lord Dick the Intractable of Helions Bumpstead
or
The Most Honourable Dick the Incomplete of Lower Bumhampton
What's an aristocrat to do?
Harumph!