Your own eccentric British aristocratic title :)

**haukehaien** · 18th January 07, 07:41 AM

Lord Hauke the Canine of Fritterton on the Marshes

No need to bow or grovel; you may simply bask in my glory.*

*Please limit basking to three minutes so that all may have their fair share.

**Dreadbelly** · 18th January 07, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by haukehaien

Lord Hauke the Canine of Fritterton on the Marshes

No need to bow or grovel; you may simply bask in my glory.*

*Please limit basking to three minutes so that all may have their fair share.

In power for mere minutes, already the nanny state is creeping in.

**Freelander Sporrano** · 18th January 07, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by M. A. C. Newsome

Of course all "laird" means in Scotland is "land owner" which is why companies can get away with things like selling 1 square foot of land and awarding you a "title".

I suppose if that were true in America I could style myself the Laird of East Fork Creek, but for some reason that doesn't sound as romantic.

So instead, I'll just stick with my newly acquired....
...Imperial Majesty Matthew the Saturnine of Durdle Door

(Now, to find Durdle Door on a map....)

It's in Purbeck in Dorset l Matt ?
http://www.stacey.peak-media.co.uk/P...DurdleDoor.htm

I went here on a school Geography filed trip

**davedove** · 18th January 07, 07:51 AM

Looks like I've joined the clergy:

Bishop Lord David the Discombobulated of Menzies on the Minges

**Rampant Lion** · 18th January 07, 07:53 AM

Very Lord William the Subversive of Fishbourne Sneething

**Dreadbelly** · 18th January 07, 07:53 AM

You serve in my er, county?

Glad to have you, all clergy get free drinking passes on Tuesdays and Thursdays at the local pubs.

**Dirk Skene** · 18th January 07, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by McClef

I can pronounce that!

These days it's usually shortened to Llanfair PG and is located on the Island of Anglesey.

You mean to say
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch is a real place

**Freelander Sporrano** · 18th January 07, 07:58 AM

And you think you have problems....

The Right Reverend David the Ebullient of Puddleston St Droop......

Droop...Blimy!!!!

**Splash_4** · 18th January 07, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Dirk Skene

You mean to say
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch is a real place

Doing a google search turned up a number of humorous sites on this place...

http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychw...ogogogoch.com/

**thescot** · 18th January 07, 08:03 AM

Very Sir Lord James the Sardonic of Barton in the Beans
OR
Reverend Lord James the Amicable of Heffton St Mallet

I think I would like being a Reverend Lord.

But even better, you can click on that link at the bottom of the page, http://www.royaldominion.vg/ , and become a real knight!

I just want to wear one of those cool medals with my Marine Corps medals. It looks like a Croix de Guerre.

Is that kosher?