I've been thinking about a Royal Stewart kilt for a long time, both because I like the tartan and because my friends in the local pipe band wear it.

I usually put off that urge because I don't think I'd wear it enough to justify the $80 and I don't want to tell my wife I'm spending more money on kilt stuff. So far, I've resisted.

You're NOT helping, Panache. Not one bit! Looks great.