Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
Just how much does this kilt weigh?
It is heavier than any other kilt I own. I don't know how much it weighs... POUNDS. Tonight when I took my wife out to dinner I stood in the wash of a big truck speeding by on the road... HUGE gust of wind. The pleats barely rippled.

My toe has its own heartbeat right now... Something large and metal landed right on top of my toenail. I uttered profanities so loud and so foul that the dog got scared and peed on the carpet.

I'd say the kilt is heavy enough to have its own effect on the tides and perhaps the migration patterns of coconut carrying swallows.