Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lays awake nights wondering if there really is a dog.




Two shriners meet at a convention. One says "You were here last year." The second says "Yes, I was and so were you." The first says "Excuse me, I can't remember your name but your fez is familiar."



Who is green and shows up in your backyard on March 17?


Pattie O'Furniture!





In the great state of Alabama, on a huge cotton plantation, two brother boll weevils are born. Bubba, the older brother is very ambitious. He recruits some fleas and forms a grand flea circus. He and his troop travel across the US giving performances at sold out theatres. He becomes so famous that Ringling Brothers give him a contract. He then travelled the world and made a fortune. His brother did nothing, even his name has been forgotten yet he is the one that people remember for he was...............................................





THE LESSER OF TWO WEEVILS!!!!!!!