Quote Originally Posted by Zardoz View Post
I went kilted to a show here in Houston a couple weeks ago. Had pretty much the same stuff, funny looks, general positive comments. I was almost disappointed that I didn't get to employ any snappy comebacks! My favorite incident was as I approched a friend who was looking at safes; when I came around the corner, the lady salesperson just stopped in mid sentence to look me up and down and complinent me. When she went back into her pitch, she kept looking at me and losing her place! Finally my buddy sez "get outta here so this lady came sell me a safe!"
Maybee your buddy shoulda kept you around to distract the lady when it came time to talk prices