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15th February 07, 01:20 PM
#21
[QUOTE=Dreadbelly;330926. . .So... How do you tell your spouse that you just jacked up the credit card by 200 bucks on VD for a sewing machine? [/QUOTE]
Try licquor. And gold. And diamonds, my wife always likes diamonds. 
Jim Killman
Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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15th February 07, 01:23 PM
#22
 Originally Posted by thescot
Try licquor. And gold. And diamonds, my wife always likes diamonds.
Pearls work as well  That is how I explained the need to buy the xmarks tartan!
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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15th February 07, 01:27 PM
#23
Originally Posted by Dreadbelly
So... How do you tell your spouse that you just jacked up the credit card by 200 bucks on VD for a sewing machine?
Great piccies and all, looked like a fun time, but what I wan't to know is what you're going to make with the new sewing machine????
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15th February 07, 01:42 PM
#24
Originally Posted by Dreadbelly
You want me to snap my own evidence photos?
Something like that you drop and run. Er, in my case, hobble away casually.
There is another big fountain in front of city hall... Hmm.
**Cackles evily**
If you are afraid of getting cuaght put the soap into geletine capsules first that way the next person to come by gets blamed for the soap
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15th February 07, 01:45 PM
#25
great pics by the by, you make one happy looking couple.
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15th February 07, 02:05 PM
#26
Ooh, ooh, oooohhh! Hide the soap in a pouch under your kilt. Sit down at the edge of the fountain for a rest. When you do, casually reach for a scratch and drop the soap into the fountain! Walk away before the soap reaches the fountain pump.
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15th February 07, 03:04 PM
#27
Originally Posted by Dreadbelly
I am sorely tempted to take a ziplock bag full of biodegradeable soap and accidently drop it in to the fountain to fill the downtown area full of bubbles.
!!!! That's actually been done at a fountain here in my town. I'm not sure if the soap was biodegradable or not but it sure was cool. A mountain of soap bubbles spilled out onto the street and cars had to drive around them! 
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16th February 07, 07:51 AM
#28
Originally Posted by Dreadbelly
She wanted a kilted ladies skirt in THAT shade of green.  
I'd say that's a lovely shade of green, Dread. BTW, love the soap bubble idea...
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16th February 07, 08:11 AM
#29
Did anyone else see the words SEWING MACHINE or do I have special powers? It's like one of the great master painters saying he's purchased a new set of stone working tools and you wonder what great things will come from them. 
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