OI! Another thing to add to the long list of things that my wife and I shall be banning from the house when we have kids. The list so far includes Cabbage Patch Dolls (creeeeeeepy!), broadcast/cable television (all idiot box watching will be from dvr/dvd/vhs that is prescreened by us), anything remotely related to Barney, any kind of state-controlled education, and now these things. As the infamous Pinky (of Animaniacs fame) would say, "NARF!"