Quote Originally Posted by Gaisgeil View Post
My father sees your 120mm cannon and raises you two RIM-116 Rolling Airframe Missile launchers and one full compliment of strike aircraft.
Oh YEAH? Well, MY Dad's quad-.50 can take out YOUR Dad's strike aircraft any day! (NEENER!!!)

Quote Originally Posted by Gaisgeil View Post
Though I guess it doesn't count since he's not posting this himself, haha.
Now for the trump: Anyone work with nuclear weapons? Relatives?
We could tell you, but we'd have to kill ourselves...

Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Breecher View Post
Here's MY ride:

This baby tops out at 109,033 km/h, and is powered by a massive gravitational well driven by a self-contained nuclear fusion device. Some of the previous owners weren't too careful about what they put into it, so now it's got some emissions problems.

Andrew.
I do believe "yours" is longest. *I think I'll put away the tape measure now!*