Originally Posted by
cavscout
Only one inquiry about "the kilt thing" from a drunk guy. I was on the phone at the moment and didn't hear the response from the others but he walked away.
You missed a rather humorous exchange...
Him - So why are you guys wearing kilts.
Me - It's Thursday....
Him - [looks confused and thinks about this answer] No, I mean really, why the kilts?
Me - Seriously, one does not need an excuse to wear the kilt, it is quite comfortable.
Him - [looking even more confused] Um, the group over there all wanted to know why and I was volunteered to come ask.
Me - That's cool, just tell them that there is nothing more comfortable for a guy to wear and from what I see of your group, I don't want to dress like a woman.
Him - [looking almost comatose now] Um - Ok....
Me - Hey, all of the girls in YOUR party are wearing pants. It takes a real man to wear a kilt.
Him - [Finally gets it and smiles] That's what I tell them. Thanks!
Me - Looking over and seeing the chuckles around the group!
What a great evening! At least it wasn't "THE QUESTION"
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