A Major Advantage of Kilts Over Pants

[LordKiltClad]

Quote-
Posted by Cloves

Unless you somehow end up on an episode of
"Are You Being Served?"

Moosedog

The episode where a man in kilt comes in for a pair of pants.
Blowing hot air on the metal tip of the tape as he prepared to take the inside leg measurement.
"Glass of Water for Mr. Humphries"

[Barry]

The episode ........
"Glass of Water for Mr. Humphries"

Dear old John Inman has this week moved on to the "Big Department Store in the Sky", only aged 71. He had been ill for a while. I guess now he can really say "I'm free!".

A propos the main topic: it is amazing to me that after many centuries of men wearing pants we still seem to forget about the "dangly bits" when designing men's bifurcated wear. Surely it is not beyond the wit of man to get it right - maybe a 2 1/2 leg pant - short leg in front?

Anyway, me - I'm quite happy in a kilt, thankyou!
"Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low. Off around in my kilt I go. All the lassies shout "Hello! Barry, where's yer troosers?"

[cloves]

I think those type of trousers existed....."codpiece" perhaps?? *shudder*