Well, I'm certainly not the biggest one here, but at 6'3 and 275 I'm far from the smallest. I've got a two fold problem though. Aside from the beer storage up front, I have a backside and it tends to make the kilt hang unevenly. Or at least my wife can notice. I'm hoping I can shave some of this off, or at the very least tone up a bit before summer hits.

Now I'm just waiting for one of Jerry's Irish Nationals. Ordered it last Friday. Got it Monday. Sent it back on Tuesday (it was too small, so I had to go 1 bigger). Forgot to enclose a check for return shipping so I paypal'd that yesterday. I'm hoping he doesn't get anything mixed up (I forgive him if he does, I screwed it up long before he got involved) and I still get my kilt before the 17th, which is what I had ordered it for in the first place.