Some more Irish humor.

**elitekiltedcommando** · 14th March 07, 04:10 PM

I love XMarks...

**Oldhiker** · 14th March 07, 07:43 PM

so this Scottich general contractor is giving a tour of the house he is building to prospective buyers. In the bedroom he he openes the windows and hollars "Green side up!!" As the tour continues to the kitchen he opens the window again and hollars "Green side up!!" Final room of the tour he opens the living rooms window and hollars again "Green side up!!"

The prospective owners finally ask him why he keeps opening the window and shouting "Green side up!!"

Are you ready for his reply.

The Scottish general contractor says........ "Because I have subcontracted out the laying of the sod to an Irish crew!!"

My mother was Irish so please protect me... 97 lbs of fury when i pissed her off. LOL

**elitekiltedcommando** · 14th March 07, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Oldhiker

so this Scottich general contractor is giving a tour of the house he is building to prospective buyers. In the bedroom he he openes the windows and hollars "Green side up!!" As the tour continues to the kitchen he opens the window again and hollars "Green side up!!" Final room of the tour he opens the living rooms window and hollars again "Green side up!!"

The prospective owners finally ask him why he keeps opening the window and shouting "Green side up!!"

Are you ready for his reply.

The Scottish general contractor says........ "Because I have subcontracted out the laying of the sod to an Irish crew!!"

My mother was Irish so please protect me... 97 lbs of fury when i pissed her off. LOL

YES!