The Curious Tale of Panache and the League of the Moderators

**Weasel Mender** · 17th March 07, 03:18 PM

Excelent work,sir. You truly deserve the title bestowed upon you as recounted in your last tale. however
WHERE IS THE NEXT TALE????!!!!

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 17th March 07, 06:49 PM

Sorry. He's not allowed to write any more for at least 2 weeks. He needs to clean the garage, make way2fractious' dirk and sheath, dig up the vegetable garden so I can plant, clean the master bath, build new houses for the model train yard, make a few sgian don't for his friends, make some new black leather accessories for Sinbad's kilted outfits, put a lattice top on the fence, make an insect weathervane for a friend's wife, etc. Plus, he's picked up a few new duties on this forum as of late.

So give the lad a break!

Be well,

**Splash_4** · 17th March 07, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G.

So give the lad a break!

Be well,

Ok we expect the new serial to start on 3/31 promptly!

(BTW, I like a bride who protects her husbands time! Well done!)

Martin S · 18th March 07, 04:31 AM

Have a well-earned rest, Panache!
I just read the story from beginning to end as a post-St-Patrick's-day remedy. Great fun.
If only everyone could learn Scottish country dancing as quickly as your 20 screaming youngsters, what a wonderful happy peaceful world this planet would be.

Martin

**BEEDEE** · 18th March 07, 06:59 AM

A fantastic tale - well done! Your full membership of the League of Moderators is clearly well deserved. I am sure you will discharge your duties in a manner not only fitting to the task, but also fitting to the man.

Brian

**starbkjrus** · 18th March 07, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G.

Sorry. He's not allowed to write any more for at least 2 weeks. He needs to clean the garage, make way2fractious' dirk and sheath, dig up the vegetable garden so I can plant, clean the master bath, build new houses for the model train yard, make a few sgian don't for his friends, make some new black leather accessories for Sinbad's kilted outfits, put a lattice top on the fence, make an insect weathervane for a friend's wife, etc. Plus, he's picked up a few new duties on this forum as of late.

So give the lad a break!

Be well,

But gee. What's he going to do AFTER lunch??

**bunchdescendant** · 18th March 07, 01:00 PM

Panache-

Does your list of things to do include patching the holes in the walls from the claymores?

Good Story! It was well worth the wait to read each chapter. I hope you didn't get tartan burn from being too close to that Loud MacLeod yardage!

Ray

**Weasel Mender** · 19th March 07, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G.

Sorry. He's not allowed to write any more for at least 2 weeks. He needs to clean the garage, make way2fractious' dirk and sheath, dig up the vegetable garden so I can plant, clean the master bath, build new houses for the model train yard, make a few sgian don't for his friends, make some new black leather accessories for Sinbad's kilted outfits, put a lattice top on the fence, make an insect weathervane for a friend's wife, etc. Plus, he's picked up a few new duties on this forum as of late.

So give the lad a break!

Be well,

My dear lady,
I understand your protective nature towards our esteamed Panache,. However did you have to publish his list of chores where " She who MUST be obeyed", My Lovely Wife could find them? I now despair of being able to read his next tome before it is 4 pages back, having being presented with my own "LIST" yesterday

**Weasel Mender** · 29th March 07, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Weasel Mender

My dear lady,
I understand your protective nature towards our esteamed Panache,. However did you have to publish his list of chores where " She who MUST be obeyed", My Lovely Wife could find them? I now despair of being able to read his next tome before it is 4 pages back, having being presented with my own "LIST" yesterday

Panache we are awaiting your next tome with bated breath. My wife says "If I do well on my list she MAY give an ocasional summary

**Panache** · 29th March 07, 05:12 PM

Gentle Readers,

I am most flattered that there are some amongst our distinguished membership who find my small tales of interest. To those kind readers who have enjoyed this latest endeavor, and on it’s completion have requested another tale, be assured I shall not take your wishes lightly. However, that said, I would think it a great disservice to you to provide an inferior yarn so I ask of you to allow me to find a story worthy of your time.

It did so happen that whilst in the Library of the Great Hall of X Marks the Scot I did come into a fascinating discussion with fellow Moderator Colin. As a resident of the great nation of Canada we were conversing on the indigenous wildlife of the northern part of his country. He mentioned a creature that had been hunted for it’s prized pelt for the making of the most handsome and distinctive of sporrans- the fabled Acryli-beast of the frozen tundra!

I have put it to the League of the Moderators that we are sadly lacking in a Zeppelin for our conveyance. If the other Moderators see fit in their wisdom to include the purchase of one as part of our next fiscal year’s budgetary allotment, and if I am able to use it to travel Northward in hunt of this fearsome animal , and if I live to then return and tell the tale, then perhaps…just perhaps there will be another story for you.

Until then I remain your most humble servant.

P.