
Originally Posted by
Tartan Hiker
Geez, now I know what I missed when I declined to dance on the table for the 5 women at our local pub on St. Pat's night. They promised me $20 and all the beer I wanted. Since my kids were with me I decided that it would be prudent to turn 'em down.

Shoulda called the wee bairns a cab and cut a rug!
I'm pretty sure that I would have done just that after the third Irish whiskey. Or the second Guiness.
Jim Killman
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