It's here! My first Tewksbury has arrived!

[The Wizard of BC]

Hamish my friend,

I am gladdened to hear you have finally joined the ranks of the truly kilted elite.

I, of course, have a Tewksbury. While you may have many fine and varied kilts you just did not qualify for the highest order of kiltdom until now.

We of the nobility welcome you to the ranks. Of course you must still sit below the salt for a while till your worthiness has had a few years to mature. Your recent display of wishy-washiness in changing the time honored tradition of "The Hamish" shows a lack of true stability.

It is hoped that now that you own an authentic Tewksbury this trend towards "newfangleness" will subside so that you may be brought into the fold.

I have dispatched via Post Rider your set of "Groucho Glasses". We would not wish you to feel embarrassed that your small island has not yet discovered this indispensable kilt accessory. When our members gather in Storrington in '08 you may now be confidant that your new Tewksbury will not leave you a gosling among swans in our ranks.