Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**bunchdescendant** · 28th March 07, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

PLEASE dinnae hijack this excellent threid wi' yet anither numptie gun argument...

thank ya, kindly!

Well said, P1M-

I wouldn't want this thread to get locked by the Mods.

Ray

**CameronTaylor** · 28th March 07, 11:57 AM

Somebody ought ta have told table cloth leggings guy that his trike is missing a front wheel and his (oops, forgot what they're called) stockings are uneven.
If my friends can flak me about mine being uneven, I can give the pictured grief too.

CT - maybe if they were green and white

**haukehaien** · 28th March 07, 12:38 PM

I found this on a kiltmaker's website, as an advertisement for their wares.
The kilts don't look awful (although a bit long), and the sash things are silly, but I thought the rest of the look is what makes this a "Don't".

Don't wear flashes with your short socks when wearing a kilt.
Don't wear ... whatever socks the groom is wearing with his athletic shoes.
Don't wear athletic shoes to get married, unless there is a chance you'll have to run away before the ceremony's over.
And lastly, please don't wear official "Highlander" - style katanas, unless you're in one of the films.

**Nick** · 28th March 07, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by haukehaien

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And lastly, please don't wear official "Highlander" - style katanas, unless you're in one of the films.

Amen!!!

Their sporrans are also way to high.

**Kilted KT** · 28th March 07, 01:01 PM

...and do we really have to get into the socks and birkenstocks thing again, especially white tube socks? They look great as long as you don't glance below the knee. then is goes all wonky...