Now WHERE did I put that ferret? I know he's around here somewhere... Not like him to just run off...

Quote Originally Posted by haukehaien View Post
The ferret should never be worn under the kilt, nor should it be allowed to roam freely about the wearer's person; instead, it may be affixed to the plaid (if the plaid is being worn) or placed in the sporran. (Its head may be allowed to protrude amusingly from beneath the sporran flap.)

Clan chiefs are permitted to wear two ferrets, or one otter.

Please, people. There are rules for Highland dress. Let's not ruin the appearance of our kilts with disorderly ferrets.
Oh yes, well certainly... perhaps in Oklahoma... but here EAST of the Missouri River (where prices are slightly lower), the ferret is more properly worn attached to the ribbons of the balmoral or glengarry! (Or, if he's been naughty, done up in a nice bit of stew.)