I stole this

[Fearnest]

How much do they charge?

BEAUTY! Just along the lines of "Eats, shoots, and leaves!"

I am so confused. I just got my Ferret back from the mechanic - he tuned up the engine, lubricated the turret-ring, and replaced some worn suspension parts. The armor is in good shape, and I am workin on the armaments myself.

What I don't understand is how a man, kilted or no, could misplace an entire Ferret! The thing weighs over 4 tonnes, man!

Phil

You've never parked your Ferret in a handicapped space and forgotten to put up your placard, have you?

[Weasel Mender]

Gentlemen,
Should your ferret become damaged in any way I am at your service. For a suitable honorarium of course

Bob
CEO Acme Weasel Menders

[Mr. Kilt]

How much do they charge?

Gentlemen,
Should your ferret become damaged in any way I am at your service. For a suitable honorarium of course

Bob
CEO Acme Weasel Menders

This whole thread has been hilarious, but the two of you need to pony up and replace my monitor and keyboard, and the two mouthfuls of coffee I just lost. That will be all. Carry on.