I stole this

[Caradoc]

"He was rather preoccupied: like a kilted man who cannot find his ferret."

I have personal experience with this - but it wasn't my ferret, and the experience was rather terrifying.

I was at an event wearing a "great kilt," and happened across a pair of friends.

Both of them have ferrets. Both of them like to walk their ferrets on leashes.

Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.

You can see where this is going...

[The Wizard of BC]

NOW HEAR THIS!!!!

There will be no more derogatory comments about ferrets.

I happen to love ferrets.

They taste just like chicken.

[Dirk Skene]

.......I happen to love ferrets.

They taste just like chicken.

OOOooooo. perhaps roasted with a bit of herbed compound butter?

[Dirk Skene]

.......Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.

You can see where this is going...

Yeikes!

[elitekiltedcommando]

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Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.

You can see where this is going...

Ummm... OW! I should get a ferret and carry it around in my sporran. Anytime I'm asked 'what I keep in my purse', I can say, "This." Then proceed to chuck an enraged weasel at someone.

And Al G, I've learned it's best not to drink anything when visiting the site...