I stole this

[Phil E. Begg]

I am so confused. I just got my Ferret back from the mechanic - he tuned up the engine, lubricated the turret-ring, and replaced some worn suspension parts. The armor is in good shape, and I am workin on the armaments myself.

What I don't understand is how a man, kilted or no, could misplace an entire Ferret! The thing weighs over 4 tonnes, man!

Phil

[Fearnest]

How much do they charge?

BEAUTY! Just along the lines of "Eats, shoots, and leaves!"

I am so confused. I just got my Ferret back from the mechanic - he tuned up the engine, lubricated the turret-ring, and replaced some worn suspension parts. The armor is in good shape, and I am workin on the armaments myself.

What I don't understand is how a man, kilted or no, could misplace an entire Ferret! The thing weighs over 4 tonnes, man!

Phil

You've never parked your Ferret in a handicapped space and forgotten to put up your placard, have you?

[Weasel Mender]

Gentlemen,
Should your ferret become damaged in any way I am at your service. For a suitable honorarium of course

Bob
CEO Acme Weasel Menders

[Caradoc]

"He was rather preoccupied: like a kilted man who cannot find his ferret."

I have personal experience with this - but it wasn't my ferret, and the experience was rather terrifying.

I was at an event wearing a "great kilt," and happened across a pair of friends.

Both of them have ferrets. Both of them like to walk their ferrets on leashes.

Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.

You can see where this is going...

[The Wizard of BC]

NOW HEAR THIS!!!!

There will be no more derogatory comments about ferrets.

I happen to love ferrets.

They taste just like chicken.

[Dirk Skene]

.......Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.

You can see where this is going...

Yeikes!

[Dirk Skene]

.......I happen to love ferrets.

They taste just like chicken.

OOOooooo. perhaps roasted with a bit of herbed compound butter?

[Jerry]

I am so confused. I just got my Ferret back from the mechanic - he tuned up the engine, lubricated the turret-ring, and replaced some worn suspension parts. The armor is in good shape, and I am workin on the armaments myself.

What I don't understand is how a man, kilted or no, could misplace an entire Ferret! The thing weighs over 4 tonnes, man!

Phil

The US Navy misplaced an entire ship, back in WW II There was a Jerry Lewis movie based on the incident. It was probably around 1400 tons.

[MacSimoin]

Ferret: The Other White Meat.

(I just had to)

[Mr. Kilt]

How much do they charge?

Gentlemen,
Should your ferret become damaged in any way I am at your service. For a suitable honorarium of course

Bob
CEO Acme Weasel Menders

This whole thread has been hilarious, but the two of you need to pony up and replace my monitor and keyboard, and the two mouthfuls of coffee I just lost. That will be all. Carry on.