Oh Rocky

**RockyR** · 7th April 07, 02:12 PM

Robert... just got the vest this afternoon. Your kilt will be on my plate on Tuesday and should go out Wed or so. Hopefully you'll get it in plenty of time for your UK trip.

If that thing suddenly shows up in pictures shortened for Dirka, I'm making a road trip to Toronto with a machete and a grudge. HAHAHA

**Panache** · 7th April 07, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by RockyR

...If that thing suddenly shows up in pictures shortened for Dirka, I'm making a road trip to Toronto with a machete and a grudge. HAHAHA

Next on FOX...

WHEN KILTMAKERS ATTACK!

Cheers

Jamie

**Canuck** · 7th April 07, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

Next on FOX...

WHEN KILTMAKERS ATTACK!

Cheers

Jamie

Ya it's gonna be messy no doubt about it! Kilts a flying.....you'll be on pins and needles....
In this corner weighing......in a stunning leather kilt...is the one and only Rrrrrrrobert of RRRRRkilts.
In that corner... fresh from running up the Philly steps weighing in.... a teflon blood repelling army tartan kilt....Rrrrrrrrrocky
The crowd is a rabble of kilted junkies...
Film at 11

**RockyR** · 7th April 07, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Canuck

Ya it's gonna be messy no doubt about it! Kilts a flying.....you'll be on pins and needles....
In this corner weighing......in a stunning leather kilt...is the one and only Rrrrrrrobert of RRRRRkilts.
In that corner... fresh from running up the Philly steps weighing in.... a teflon blood repelling army tartan kilt....Rrrrrrrrrocky
The crowd is a rabble of kilted junkies...
Film at 11

In the Bronze leather corner... weighing in at 240 lbs (or some other metric number for you canadians) with a reach of 97" and a towering height of 7'5", it's the 8th wonder of the kilted world, Rrrrrobert "the torrrronto wrrrrrecking ball" tougher than Leather RRRRRRRRRRRRR KILLLLLLLTSssssss.

In the tartan corner... weighing in at 192 pounds with a reach of 25" and a blinding bald head, RRRRRRRRocky "faster than a speeding sewing machine", harder than granite, and sliperier than oil ROOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEger

**Canuck** · 7th April 07, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by RockyR

Robert... just got the vest this afternoon. Your kilt will be on my plate on Tuesday and should go out Wed or so. Hopefully you'll get it in plenty of time for your UK trip.

If that thing suddenly shows up in pictures shortened for Dirka, I'm making a road trip to Toronto with a machete and a grudge. HAHAHA

1) You'll have to buy a machete in Canada.
2) I understand the grudge (but think of it man... girl in leather mini kilt)
3) Your welcome to go to Toronto, but I live a few hours away...maybe east... maybe north ...maybe west
4) Yes it would be nice to have a brand new kilt to take with me...now I have found a new colour in leather...hmm do I have time to make myself a new kilt..(NO)

**RockyR** · 7th April 07, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Canuck

1) You'll have to buy a machete in Canada.
2) I understand the grudge (but think of it man... girl in leather mini kilt)
3) Your welcome to go to Toronto, but I live a few hours away...maybe east... maybe north ...maybe west
4) Yes it would be nice to have a brand new kilt to take with me...now I have found a new colour in leather...hmm do I have time to make myself a new kilt..(NO)

1. I'll sneak the machete across the boarder... you canadians are gullible. I'll tell the boarderguard it'sw a toothpick.

2. I have Kelly... I have a girl in a minikilt who can MAKE mini kilts... that's even better!

3. You forget... You gave me your address to send the kilt. "I have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes..." (see who gets that one)

4. YOUR kilt wil lhave left by the time I figure out I'm not getting mine.

**Canuck** · 7th April 07, 02:47 PM

I'm thinking of heading off to Detroit for their kilt night...I'll bring the kilt with me see who it fits

**Doc** · 8th April 07, 12:53 AM

"I have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes..." (see who gets that one)

It's dark out, and I'm wearing sunglasses.....hit it!

**starbkjrus** · 8th April 07, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Doc

"I have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes..." (see who gets that one)

It's dark out, and I'm wearing sunglasses.....hit it!

Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi...with kilts and a Dodge. Now THAT would have been interesting.

**starbkjrus** · 8th April 07, 08:22 AM

You know guys I"m getting REALLY tired of seeing this kilt paraded back and forth in front of my eyes. It just keeps happening and then I have to go to Robert's website and see the d$%n thing just sitting there on his home page with contrasting belt, two tone sporran and flashes. I have the perfect cream hose to go with them. Arghhhhhhhhhh!

My credit cards are screaming at me because they are empty and they want to be fed. They are not aware of how full they will be after the trip to Scotland in June but it probably wouldn't matter anyway as they just want instant gratification. Come to think of it so do I.

I want one of these in a BAD way.

<...ok, breathe in, breathe out, wheeze, wheeze...>
:ban: and :beer: ASAP!