Though maybe not as talented as the vaunted Panache, I do like to think I am a bit of a wordsmith and so I have composed the following for those new to the pleasures of the kilt. I hope you find this helpful.
Through highland gloom or corporate board room...
KILT ON!
Through ridicule by wife or friend, your Celtic heritage defend...
KILT ON!
Raise high your voice, you've made your choice...
KILT ON!
Let blow the wind around your knees, you're the only one you have to please...
KILT ON!
Where e'er you go throughout the land, you'll hear "There goes a proud and confident man."
KILT ON!
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