How much beer can a kilt hold?

**Dirka Skene** · 9th April 07, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by RCallan

Well you do need the Sminoff Ice to bait the ladies with...

Yuck! Not all ladies are that unsophisticated!! Think twice buddy.

**keepoffgrass** · 9th April 07, 11:09 AM

my kilt can hold as much beer as i can drink!

and at times that can be a whole lot!

**Freelander Sporrano** · 9th April 07, 11:16 AM

Blimy! if I drank that much in one night I'd end up with my head in a bucket

**angel923** · 9th April 07, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Freelander Sporrano

Blimy! if I drank that much in one night I'd end up with my head in a bucket

Use a lamp shade they breath better

**Riverkilt** · 9th April 07, 11:25 AM

Aye gentlemen,

'twas late and my math was WAY wrong...so there's a LOT more than a gallon.

Must have been the fumes from the brews going to my head.

And, good point about no car keys....yikes...don't know if a human being could hold as much as the kilt can!!

Ron