If I were to write out directions, who would make a mini-kilt?

[Dirka Skene]

First, I have to get a sewing maching. Second, I have to find a spot to put the darn thing. Third, I don't know anything about a sewing machine. You have to thread them? They're so expensive, you'd thing they'd thread themselves.

[Nick]

I'd love to make one for my Lady, but I don't think she'd let me put pictures of her up on the net. I'll have to ask her.

[Alan H]

I'd love to make one for my Lady, but I don't think she'd let me put pictures of her up on the net. I'll have to ask her.

Tell her that you'd use a paint/photo program to fuzz out her face so nobody would recognize her. That's what a fair number of my friends do.