Houston Kilt Night 4-1

[Kid Cossack]

Aye and I was looking forward to it as well, me hearties! Alas and alack, the babysitter called and said she couldn't make it. Ten minutes later, she called back and said it was April Fool's on us, because she could! Then her boss called and said she had to work that night, so she called back AGAIN and said it was no dice. I almost called the shawarma place she works at to check . . .

[Livingston]

yeah, right....you were just afraid the Army kilt would end up in Colorado. WE understand, yes, we really do.