I will be in Toronto for Victoria Day and, as you know, plan to pick it up then. I have no plans of leaving the GTA without my newly made and acquired Maple Leaf kilt, so here's the deal: either speed it up, or I'm crashing on your sofa in Fergus until such time as it is completed and I can then return home, kilt in hand.

Seriously, Pete - no worries. Poop happens.