Chambers Bay Golf Course.

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No gentlemen, us. We had a few ideas what might lurk beneath his plaid party man-dress:

• Some wine, cheese and a tray of free samples from Trader Joe’s.

• The ol’ yeller clock tower from Clock Tower Square.

• Apples from the Curran Orchard he’s helping squeeze into cider.

• Still unsigned UP Town Center contract documents.

Readers might have been rightly outraged to pick up the front page of Thursday’s paper and see a deranged nut staring out at them.

A few new answers here to the what's under question.

I had to read this last bit three times. It appears initially that they are referring to their kilted mayor as a deranged nut, but when you read on further down they seem to have moved straight into another topic, and it isn't at all clear whether they intended to call their mayor a deranged nut, or whether they now begin to refer to someone else.