Regional Divisions of X Marks the Scot

**ccga3359** · 26th April 07, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Big Paul

I understood that those highlighted ones could be a bit "negative".

And yes K' SOD is kinda funny... I think DAKS has a ring to it.

Actually I do like MiKS. Surely there is at least one Scotsman named Mick.

**Dreadbelly** · 26th April 07, 07:30 PM

You dinnae want to mess with the G-Vegas Kilt Crew. In our ranks, we have one ten foot tall highlander. He shoots lightning bolts out of his ****. We also have a witch. She'll throw spell packets at you and cut you down like the dogs ye are. There are also many insufferably cute children who will wear down your will with big sad puppy dog eyes. We have one slightly cuckoo race car driver who will take you on the ride of your life and give you the worst case of car sickness you have ever had.

And then there is me. And my Calypso Curse. Ye dinnae wanna be messing round with that. Ye want no part of my Dreadfoo Voodoo. I'll stick crochet needles into my little doll collection and make you all get your groove on. I'll make you shake what your mamma gave ya. Be warned.

**Livingston** · 26th April 07, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Wompet

They're more irregular meeters, but what about the Colorado kilted collective?

There are about a dozen of us Front Range Kilties. Of course, that's spread from Ft Carson to the north side of Denver, about 80 miles. One of the reasons it's hard to get everyone together very often. That and schedules.

**starbkjrus** · 26th April 07, 07:42 PM

All well and good. How about the fact that we have quite a number of folks in the Greater DC area and can't get a kilt night arranged to save ourselves? We have more trouble agreeing than the fools in Congress. (Opinion here - they are ALL fools on the hill.)

**Steeplechase** · 26th April 07, 07:58 PM

Hey Dread,

How about SCOT-South Carolina Order of Tartan?

**Dreadbelly** · 26th April 07, 08:00 PM

Hmm not bad not bad.

**Alan H** · 26th April 07, 08:28 PM

Generally speaking, this is a frightening thread.

**SnakeEyes** · 26th April 07, 08:39 PM

All 5 of us Albertans will have to find a way to band together...

**Wompet** · 27th April 07, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by starbkjrus

Opinion here - they are ALL fools on the hill.

Ah, but who's more the fool - the fool, or he who follows the fool?
Besides, there's ... hmmm ... well, there's - no, not him ... how about him - no, he's out of office now ... he was never on the Hill ... she's not a fool, she's just evil ... I'll have to get back to you on that.

Originally Posted by ccga3359

I always thought his mustach was too neatly trimmed.

Hey, that's just due to the uniform dress code!
If it was up to me, I would have a full beard and mustache all winter. Or at least as much of a beard as I can grow ...

Originally Posted by Bob C.

I'd have been glad to tip a pint with the lad.

I would have been happy to join you, too - except for the pint-tipping part. I don't drink.
Hey, how come everyone is giving me the sideways look now?

**corbinj** · 27th April 07, 12:45 PM

Hey Livingston, some of these fella's have a great idea with the regularly scheduled kilt nights. It might not be as hard to get together that way. then we could have a cool name too. Like ... front range east area kilt society...
O.k. maybe not freaks.. but somthing cool. see ya