Wow, I had no clue that people from around the world were taking similar measures while in a kilt. Like i said before though, i'm going to have to purchase some of this body glide that everyone keeps raving about. The powder's that we use only last about an hour or two, so we're constantly "powdering our noses" all night long.

I'll have to pass the word to my brethren out here, because there's no way that i'm going to share my bodyglide. That just sounds wrong in so many ways.