Quote Originally Posted by Captain View Post
Boy am I glad my internet finally got back up and working! Count me in for both nights (provided the missus isn't in labor or anything).

Ah, I can see it now...

Her: "Honey, it's time to go!'

Me: "I know, but I gotta get my kilt on... don't worry, the Tipp will be open when we get there."

Her: "No... it's time to go to the hospital."

Me: "No time baby, The Tipp's got a great night lined up... You can have the baby tomorrow, right?"

Followed by my permanent installation on the couch.
No, I don't think so . . . the couch will be where the dog sleeps!!