That is funny! When I was in Franklin last week, my wife and I went to the fun factory for dinner (long story, a really nice steakhouse is in the middle of the arcade).

Whilst there, we spotted a "make you own stuffed toy" booth. When I looked at the empty carcasses on the wall, I made a comment like "look, ready made, full mask sporrans" I thought my wife was going to drop dead from asphyxia!