A kilted Groundskeeper Willie stands guard over the webserver at work. He does his job well. My co-workers are kind of aghast to see how this Simpsons character looks in all three dimensions; they really are kind of grotesque.

And, yes, $18 is a lot for a little Willie (*snort!*). I got mine from eBay for less than half of that. But he's still worth every penny ... keeping the webserver from crashing, and all that.