Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
How about this guy? He's olde enough and fat enough.

Ron
(Paraphrasing from Braveheart)

Soldier: That can't be Riverkilt, Riverkilt is seven feet tall!

Riverkilt: Yes, I've heard. Wears kilts by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd shoot fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his ****.



Best regards,

Jake