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Well Hamish when I told her you would be there She just leapt at the chance. Her Bathchair went all of a quiver.
Oh, pour old soul. I had no idea she was Bathchair-bound now but, at our age, maybe I shouldn't be so surprised! Perhaps she will allow me to give her a bit of a push at Harpenden - there are several rather fast downhill runs in the vicinity. She might enjoy those.
She told he with tears in her eye about the happy times together with you......She did wonder if you still have that bottle of Stangast and Boyles Patented Horse linament and paint stripper. And hope that the rash and the swelling have now got better....
Well, I don't still have the SAME bottle, tell her, but I am never without a supply of that excellent product - I would not be the man I am today had I not been introduced to it at an early age. I will, of course, discuss all my ailments with Dame Bella at The Gathering (Oh, I really DO hope she will be able to face the journey) as she was always very interested in my little troubles and problems, but do thank her for her concern and tell her that the rash - that rash - is a thing of the past, but the swellings still come and go. Of course, I am used to them after all these years but strangers are sometimes not a little surprised by them!
Ps.
Don't forget to bring the Metal polish for the warthog... You know he gets a bit uppity without it.
No, I won't forget. There is a new one on the market, especially formulated for silver which I will bring. He'll like that and it will suit his complexion perfectly. You never know to whom he will take a shine next - it could be any of us.
[B][I][U]No. of Kilts[/U][/I][/B][I]:[/I] 102.[I] [B]"[U][B]Title[/B]"[/U][/B][/I]: Lord Hamish Bicknell, Laird of Lochaber / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Scottish Tartans Authority / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Royal Scottish Country Dance Society / [U][I][B]Member:[/B][/I][/U] The Ardbeg Committee / [I][B][U]My NEW Photo Album[/U]: [/B][/I][COLOR=purple]Sadly, and with great regret, it seems my extensive and comprehensive album may now have been lost forever![/COLOR]/
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