Well Alex, it's good to see you finally came to your senses. 6 weeks is a quite a long, dry spell.

Now, during that time did you not order, buy, barter for, or otherwise acquire any kilt-related accessories (excluding day-to-day clothing like shirts)?

I have found that getting the occasional kilt-knack here and there is like methadone maintenance - It keeps the Jones away but doesn't get you high.